You keep me going and you make me want to quit and run off to a remote mountaintop in Tibet. You’ve been my biggest cheerleader and my worst critic.
I never have to worry that you’ll “throw me under the bus” if something goes wrong.
In fact, I know you sometimes take the blame for things I’ve screwed up if it means I get to save face. You open every door, you blow every trumpet and you keep me going even when I don’t want to keep myself going.
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Unless my ideas are better, in which case I take full credit for them. Someone or something needs to get thrown out a window.
Lucky for me, on those days you are calm, cool and collected.
And when that happens I have you to lend a different perspective.
Being able to bounce my thoughts and ideas off you means I can make sense out of them.
You wouldn’t think you’d need to prepare for a test about your own life.
But anyone can be inobservant or forgetful, even though their marriage is the real thing.
Nobody should go through life with only their own opinion to live by.