What’s also weird is the credit card she carries around issued to some dude with an Eastern European sounding name. Does she expect you to believe she's content with real-world relationships?
FOUR f*cking seasons — 51 episodes, if you're counting this season. And, let's just say, I doubt she’s been watching episodes twice..
She’d rather take two subways and walk four blocks to come to yours every single time.
When Grandma has a f*cking Facebook – and she barely knows how to operate a computer, God bless her soul – you start to really question your girl's motive behind ignoring the progression of modern society. Oh, she has a Facebook alright, just try searching her first and middle name, instead.
Although, I'm not too sure you're going to like what you're about to see.
For now, though, you consider it a she takes it to a whole new extreme.
Still, you respect the cozy factor — even though she's dressed like a high school student trying to hide the fact she’s stoned in class the majority of the time.
You’re absolutely right, something is indeed amiss. Nevertheless, this seems to be the common theme among all of her old flames: They all seem to be one big, happy family.
Your exes, on the other hand, are slightly different.
If you think you’re dating a shady girl, but aren’t 100 percent sure, well, you’re in luck. I’ve got some experience dating shady chicks and, thus, feel obligated to share some clarity with those currently catching shade like the present time on a sundial.